Some health tips

 

Interview  with 101 year-old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague,  Kentucky:

Reporter:  Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?

Hattie:   For better digestion I drink beer.  In the case of appetite loss  I drink white wine.  For low blood pressure I drink Red  Wine.  In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch.   And when I have a cold I drink Schnapps.

Reporter:  When do you drink water?

 

Hattie:   I’ve never been that sick

 

Thanks to David for this one.